FML : Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must...

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By op-poopy / Friday 22 April 2011 14:26 / Canada

Work

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By sarah2144 | 14

#2389254 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:15

FYL. That's pretty nasty. You should stand outside the bathroom and clap when he's done. Maybe he won't want to use the bathroom anymore after you do that a few times.

By Nimmrodel | 11

#2389312 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:20

Make a tally every time he goes then show him his score at the end of the week. If you turn it into a game it won't seem so bad.

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By sarah2144 | 14

#2389254 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:15

FYL. That's pretty nasty. You should stand outside the bathroom and clap when he's done. Maybe he won't want to use the bathroom anymore after you do that a few times.

Yung23 | 0

#2390231 - Saturday 23 April 2011 0:43

agreed

PrimeStarscream | 30

#3032934 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:38

Sucks for the OP!

By l0v3p4in | 7

#2389256 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:15

try to feel better that its someone else, going through crap

CitrusGirl | 0

#2389839 - Friday 22 April 2011 22:11

At least be happy that your not someone who had to poop loudly, wetly, and gassily several times a day

By bigman2k10 | 0

#2389299 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:19

love your name :D

By polysyllabist | 3

#2389301 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:19

Iwas going to say record a session, then leave it in the bathroom for him to find so he knows how easy it is for people to hear him... but I like #1 better. Nothing beats a slow clap.