By silent one - 12/09/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I had to stifle a fart so my upstairs neighbors wouldn't hear it. I know this because I frequently hear theirs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 267
You deserved it 3 014

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why bother? It's apparent they don't care about it

tsume24 3

if I were you I'd be trying to make mine louder than theirs.

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Why bother? It's apparent they don't care about it

krazy_glu3 0

Thong = silencer. They make em for men and women. Try it out.

You must set the farts free! They should not be contained.

Never hold your farts in. It goes back up to your stomach then up to your brain. Thats where the shitty ideas come from. LOL

Buy a megaphone and fart through it in max volume.

39- I wish you didn't add LOL, it would have been much more amusing. :'(

tjv3 10

yeah why bother it's your apartment and you can fart if you want to

tsume24 3

if I were you I'd be trying to make mine louder than theirs.

To be honest I'd get a megaphone and let one rip lol ;)

If I were them I would move into a more soundproof apartment. If you can hear someone's farts...

tsume24 3

61 - but where would the fun be in that? hell, I'd be competing with that neighbor like it was the penis game.

IDK. You would also hear them taking *****, having sex, masturbating, arguing, etc.

Maybe they would stop making terrible loud farts if they were aware you could hear them. Or maybe you should simply accept the fact that people fart, and stop stifling them.

Obviously they can hear anything, so farts aren't the biggest problem.

ImmaB3AST 7

If I were you I'd turn it into a competition.