Health: Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in...

By Username - 21/01/2011 03:55

Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 05:01

Today, I realized that having the apartment bathroom next to my bedroom space isn't so great and convenient when it's occupied by my evil roommate, Fartzilla. I hear every constipated grunt, despite having music turned up. Worse, it's like living next to a poop-pourri factory. Nose bleach, anyone? FML

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By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By monochrometea - 09/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML

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By silent one - 12/09/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I had to stifle a fart so my upstairs neighbors wouldn't hear it. I know this because I frequently hear theirs. FML

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By I hear everything... - 22/04/2017 18:00

Today, I can now identify which of my four roommates is using the washroom, based on their grunts. I just love having a bedroom beside the bathroom. FML

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By op-poopy - 22/04/2011 14:26 - Canada

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

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By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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By Anon - 20/01/2017 22:00

Today, as any other work day, I sat down for lunch. Unfortunately, the door to the toilet is right next to where I sit. Every time a colleague uses the toilet, I hear everything, which puts me off my lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2019 04:14

Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left the bathroom from the smell alone. FML

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By investing in earplugs - 23/02/2022 05:59

Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML

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Friday 21 January 2011 9:16

Smirk at him back! If he can hear you, you can hear him.

Waffcakes 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:04

you could always be like shut up! I know what you do in your bedroom... and walk away chuckling lol but thats creepy..

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ppriscilla 0

Friday 21 January 2011 13:28

awkwarddd

emodude44 0

Friday 21 January 2011 13:32

Why was he listening?!?!?!

77taylah33 0

Friday 21 January 2011 14:01

how did you find that out?..

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 21 January 2011 14:52

I was thinking the same thing. Was she over at his place about to do the nasty, and had to use the bathroom? Inquiring minds want to know.

sieana 0

Friday 21 January 2011 14:03

sounds like you need more fiber in your diet..ydi..

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Friday 21 January 2011 15:40

Gamer_Bum 1

Friday 21 January 2011 16:14

U should ask to use his bathroom lol

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Friday 21 January 2011 18:17

Paint

motero 0

Friday 21 January 2011 19:27

next time pretend ur banging some girl so he can think u do everything in that bathroom. that's where all da noises come from

Crews17 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 4:54

hahaha

FFPianoDude 2

Saturday 22 January 2011 19:23

Then can't you hear his?

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