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*snowballs chance in hell of getting laid. Whoops How the hell does what I said, lead you to believe I have a fetish of any kind? Do not reply to my comments with your non-sense! Go back to your hole. You may come back out when you're able to comprehend. G'day!

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FFML_314, if you don't want the neighbour to be a "a lonely, creepy, old, fat, hairy, bald man with a snowballs chance of hell getting laid", you indirectly say you wouldn't mind if it were a normal person.

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OR a hairy chest.... We will just leave that one up to the imagination. No, what I was really trying to say, in a lot more words than necessary WAS "be glad you don't have to listen to him have sex"

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aldfjalfjalkfjlfkjaf *is *is *is I meant is! Still, the point of my post is OBVIOUS! Get off my kool-aid, Lady Silhouette! Edit: On the contrary, I thoroughly enjoy a good banter with a stranger.

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4, you said hope he has no chance of getting laid, and then in 23 you say to be glad he's not having sex; I'm confused. And how do you know the neighbor isn't some perverted 80 year old pornstar or something?

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You know I'm going to tell you a little story. One day Jimmy was walking past Mr. Jennings house, he heard a scream and was curious. He stopped and peeked in the window and saw Mr. Jennings shoot his wife in the chest. Jimmy was shocked at what he was seeing! He saw the man turn his head and thought for a second "Did he see me?" Jimmy ducked and started running. He knew in his heart, the wife was dead. The next day, he saw Mr. Jennings and his wife sitting on the swing together, arm and arm. He smiled and thought "How could I ever think someone would do that?" I hope that cleared up any confusion.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That last comment made my day. Thank you! Yes, Pendatik I think we have found ourselves on unfamiliar ground. I'm going to suggest a fast escape, before things get out of control and we end up on a milk carton. *Runs out of the shed*

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Thanks. You could have just run with me! I'm sad to say this, but unfortunately no matter how far or fast we run, the idiots will be all around us. *Cries in my alphabet soup*

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I don't think the boob above you is aware of the 700+ FML stories, filled with 100s of comments. Calling me darling makes me feel like a cheap whore and I'm /not/ cheap. It is contagious. I feel my brain melting.

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that would only work if he happens to take a leak while you're inspecting the place. most shithole apartments aren't visibly shitholes until a few days after living there. :( FYL op!

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