Health: Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in...

By Username - 21/01/2011 03:55

Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 05:01

Today, I realized that having the apartment bathroom next to my bedroom space isn't so great and convenient when it's occupied by my evil roommate, Fartzilla. I hear every constipated grunt, despite having music turned up. Worse, it's like living next to a poop-pourri factory. Nose bleach, anyone? FML

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By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By monochrometea - 09/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML

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By silent one - 12/09/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I had to stifle a fart so my upstairs neighbors wouldn't hear it. I know this because I frequently hear theirs. FML

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By I hear everything... - 22/04/2017 18:00

Today, I can now identify which of my four roommates is using the washroom, based on their grunts. I just love having a bedroom beside the bathroom. FML

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By op-poopy - 22/04/2011 14:26 - Canada

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

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By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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By Anon - 20/01/2017 22:00

Today, as any other work day, I sat down for lunch. Unfortunately, the door to the toilet is right next to where I sit. Every time a colleague uses the toilet, I hear everything, which puts me off my lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2019 04:14

Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left the bathroom from the smell alone. FML

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By investing in earplugs - 23/02/2022 05:59

Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML

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Friday 21 January 2011 9:16

Smirk at him back! If he can hear you, you can hear him.

Waffcakes 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:04

you could always be like shut up! I know what you do in your bedroom... and walk away chuckling lol but thats creepy..

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schwiggidy 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:00

that's some dirty sex

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Friday 21 January 2011 11:07

or really bad diarrhea.

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Friday 21 January 2011 11:19

or both. yum.

whatup360 1

Friday 21 January 2011 11:44

what does sex have anything to do with this?

77taylah33 0

Friday 21 January 2011 13:59

30-people hear grunt and groan and the think of dirty sex straight away

Skroal_stomper 5

Friday 21 January 2011 21:41

Yea so. people need to shit. It's normal to be a noisy shitter.

whatup360 1

Friday 21 January 2011 21:56

38- and fart? gross!

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 12:24

49 - Have you ever masturbated before, or even achieved an ******?

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Friday 21 January 2011 9:00

this is a good way to get more in touch with the people

lulzaroonie 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:01

Jeff? is that you?

lulzaroonie 0

Friday 21 January 2011 11:07

^.^ your display pic is amazing

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Friday 21 January 2011 11:44

hey erm I'm Jeff. awkkkkkward.

docscientist 9

Friday 21 January 2011 12:23

Now this is really awkward because you told me you're Tom.

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Friday 21 January 2011 12:45

did I? was I intoxicated? ps I want your car. I don't know why. I just want it.

XxKyttixX 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:02

This sounds like the start of a beautiful friendship lol

freebird92 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:08

lmao

breakofdawn1 0

Friday 21 January 2011 14:00

that's funny

truthbetoldxoxo 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:04

eeeeewwww

BayBeezy 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:56

take it to the bedroom....better yet, take it to HIS bathroom

Waffcakes 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:04

you could always be like shut up! I know what you do in your bedroom... and walk away chuckling lol but thats creepy..

BayBeezy 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:58

it's the bathroom stupid

ClickMyPicture 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:07

He fantasizes you farting every night now.

littlemissdqgirl 8

Friday 21 January 2011 9:08

Don't feel too bad op. My neighbor heard hubby and I having sex Lol. Its not the end of the world.

dezinspaaace 0

Friday 21 January 2011 10:59

omg that must of been ackward hahaha.

giantsfan2010 23

Friday 21 January 2011 9:13

Its natural, your neighbor sounds really immature though.

docscientist 9

Friday 21 January 2011 12:25

You really want to be showing off your license plate to the world?

krysxkatastrophe 14

Friday 21 January 2011 9:16

Smirk at him back! If he can hear you, you can hear him.

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