Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I beat her. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm / France / Health
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Sorry, but domestic abuse is not something you joke about. You should beat her for that. Er, discuss it.
#11 - On 01/17/2011 at 7:04pm by DocBastard
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Now you can beat her.
#7 - On 01/17/2011 at 7:03pm by TransitionCovert
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