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By  FYLDeep  |  25

You should have roundhouse kicked that table like you were Chuck Norris. Then again, when Chuck Norris sneezes while standing too close to tables, he breaks tables.

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By  FYLDeep  |  25

You should have roundhouse kicked that table like you were Chuck Norris. Then again, when Chuck Norris sneezes while standing too close to tables, he breaks tables.

By  mrahhhhh  |  17

#4: he's just lucky Bruce Lee isn't around anymore. He could break Chuck Norris every time he sneezes. OP: How exactly did you break your nose? I'm having a bit of a hard time envisioning it.

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  FYLDeep  |  25

I wouldn't be surprised if that's true. Bodily functions aren't supposed to result in broken bones. How else would our bodies function then?

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  k9obsessed  |  1

Dude, #11 don't be such a wiseass. What the OP means is he/she sneezed, and the force caused him/her to smack his/her nose on the table, thereby breaking it. Grow up and use what little intelligence you have.

By  Chucknorris1463  |  0

thats not that bad because 1 time i was brushing my teeth and i sneezed and i hit 1 of my front teeth on the table and the tooth turned gray and chipped the table tooth intacted but its gray with unbreable pain and i was like 5 or 6 years old so im glad it aint an adult tooth because the gray lasted till i was like 8 when i took it out

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