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Didn't know you that Australian women are the 5th leading cause of death? Only behind cancer, guns, Justin Bieber CDs and Chuck Norris jokes?

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Aussie women are bred from a long line of convicts. Of course they're tough, prison does that to you. OP, just tear her anus with butt sex then jizz on it. Strawberries and cream. Problem solved!!

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Those koalas, man. They look cuddly, but they aren't. They're like, vicious spartan warriors or something. Man. Koalas. Fuck.

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I once went to Australia, most of the gals were fit as hell and some of the men were huge, tanned and their fists look like they could squash your brains with 1 knuckled punch. Just saying. Gotta love those kangaroos

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Well Australia was populated by criminals at one point... You'd think the people living there would be beasts...

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It's ok 31/gangsta beiber. I know you probably don't have a father figure and your mother probably hates you. I can tell from the haircut that she really doesn't give a damn. Of course, I'm joking, because you are like 12, but really, run along and play and stop commenting. You're digging yourself a nice hole.

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At least you know you don't have to deal with that whole defending-your-girlfriend-from-horny-thugs-in-dark-alleys thing :)

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well if it was the other way around, you'd probably be in some deep shit with the law.

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I would have beat the mother fuck out of that stupid fucking gutterwhore bitch. Just kidding.

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