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you should hit her so her story is believable but just make sure it's the one with the black eye don't want her looking like a raccoon!

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i hope u beat her with your dick evvery night cuz a healthy sex life makes for a better realationship. but seriously. i would tell her to go walk into another door cuz it would be an improvement

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Punch her other eye as hard as you can. Then she'll match and she won't have to lie anymore. It's a win-win.

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I've never really seen someone run into a door and get a black eye. I thought that was only on tv :P

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I can't even begin to explain how stupid this is. I don't see why the hell she can't just take the blame. it was an accident and it's not like she is safe from her stupidity now...if u run into a door, chances are you will prolly do something else like that in your lifetime. I take the credit when I screw up like that because EVERYONE does that stuff

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Please tell me your joking. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!!! How in the world is he going to tell them of he's dead GENIUS?

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Most likely no one will believe it, they always take the woman's if they don't know the full story.

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