[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

#14492583 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (13955) - you deserved it (15434)

On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

More FMLs?

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into...

sucker's life also sucks
Today, my cheating ex-boyfriend was offered the job we both interviewed for. I helped him with his cover...

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Your account

↓ Categories

FML's blog

05/15/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: