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Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

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On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

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so... walking never hurt anyone and by the sounds of things you need the exercise

#3 - On 01/07/2011 at 6:06am by Naitras

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Here come the comments insulting OP under the assumption that she is obese. *sigh*

#6 - On 01/07/2011 at 6:08am by Mirorbo

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