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Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14669) - you deserved it (16212)

On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

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so... walking never hurt anyone and by the sounds of things you need the exercise

#3 - On 01/07/2011 at 6:06am by Naitras

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lose weight, gain life

#12 - On 01/07/2011 at 6:16am by spedyblue

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