By tracy4191 - / Sunday 18 September 2016 05:21 / United States - Ponchatoula
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  Eldslibo  |  20

Using it as a dildo, or for brushing her teeth?

It can always be worse, but finding your mother's toys might be high on the list of things you don't want to find in your bed.

By  Tripartita  |  44

Your phrasing makes it sound like you stopped to chat with it.

"Oh, hey man. What have you been up to?"

"Not much. Just got out of your mom's vagina. You know how it is."

"I hear ya. Did that once about eighteen years ago. NOT my thing. I cried for months."

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