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Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22832) - you deserved it (4002)

On 10/18/2010 at 2:02pm - health - by bjevilcat2 - United States

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that sux at least u know what ur wife or future wife goes through

#1 - On 10/18/2010 at 7:19pm by shortstuff9519

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Damn, you must be in a pissy mood. Try and see if getting stoned will help alleviate your pain.

#3 - On 10/18/2010 at 7:19pm by Fortuitous

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