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Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 9:57pm - health - by fattysonparade (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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We have Middle Schools in the UK? Ok, well, I'll go with that. But what ages are kids at Middle School?

Back on topic - too many kids in this country are cocky little sods, just ignore them. You are at least doing exercise, so you don't worry about what they think. You don't even know them.

#30 - On 07/21/2010 at 3:28am by Cinn

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I was completely unaware that any middleschooler would be caught dead with a bell on their bike...

#42 - On 07/21/2010 at 3:46am by ashleynonymous

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