Kids, Embarrassing, Bikes and Health: Gang violence - FML

Gang violence

By fattysonparade - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML

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Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 21 July 2010 9:28

We have Middle Schools in the UK? Ok, well, I'll go with that. But what ages are kids at Middle School? Back on topic - too many kids in this country are cocky little sods, just ignore them. You are at least doing exercise, so you don't worry about what they think. You don't even know them.

Charlie194 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 9:19

At least you were cycling and trying to lose weight :( respect for that :)

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february0298 0

Monday 30 August 2010 18:01

Everyone calling this woman fat are stupid, because she probably isnt even fat.

Plaasmaa 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 3:47

Agree

B4m1337 9

Tuesday 16 October 2012 13:42

Uhm, only queers have bells on their bikes...you could have just used that against them xD

darbmutat 12

Sunday 13 April 2014 19:57

It never ends!!

zykrithium 22

Monday 23 February 2015 17:51

Hit the pedal a little harder, yeah?

Tyrez 32

Tuesday 12 May 2015 9:34

Middleschoolers are the worst! It's funny though because you should be making fun of them for being slower than a 'fat' person.

redey2816 11

Sunday 27 December 2015 5:04

I would of just went and bitchslapped them

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