Gang violence

By fattysonparade - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

We have Middle Schools in the UK? Ok, well, I'll go with that. But what ages are kids at Middle School? Back on topic - too many kids in this country are cocky little sods, just ignore them. You are at least doing exercise, so you don't worry about what they think. You don't even know them.

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Charlie194 0

At least you were cycling and trying to lose weight :( respect for that :)

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aliceVDMlolmdr 1

this doesn't even make sense. u said that u cycled past them and they rang the bells on their bikes.

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find_antithesis 0

Little kids are assholes :u sorry .

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bodvive 0

I think anyone who defends fat people are morons. don't get me wrong, they r still beautiful, but stop feeding their excuses. genes is an absolutely ridiculous reason for being fat. I'm pretty sure everyones ancestors were thin and that's cuz they weren't catered to like our society now. cars, preservatives, cookies and elevators. that's y they are fat. truth hurts

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Cinn_fml 22

Actually some people do genuinely have conditions that make them heavier, however there are people who just use those excuses when they aren't valid to themselves because they're too lazy to do anything about it and so it takes away credibility from those who do have that condition.

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tb15 0

That was really mean of them. But if you are fat you might want to try to lose some weight for health reasons.

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beachlova910 0

aww I'm sory op little kids can be so mean... i say sit on them... that will teach them not to mess with you again:)

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pureecstasy 5

and what kind of boy has a bell on their bike. Pretty sure they're gay.

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EMOIthinkNOT 0

I would have shouted 'PIZZA FACE' back at them...and yes I am very immature :), anyways FYL OP

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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

when I first read it I thought it said fart not fat haha

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SuperNoobs 0

Middle schoolers are so obnoxious! :} FYL, you didn't do anything to deserve this, OP

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