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Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8152) - you deserved it (27519)

On 05/14/2010 at 12:33am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Three words: YDI

#1 - On 05/14/2010 at 6:04am by matt1337c

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don't get yourself in those situations if youre not ready to deal with the consequences!! if you're afraid of your parents finding out then you're not ready and shouldn't have sex!! if your parents wanted to raise another child they would have had another one!!
use birth control and condoms, oh yeah, and abstinence!

#8 - On 05/14/2010 at 6:13am by britterss

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