Busted

By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 04:33 - Canada

Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
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matt1337c 0

Three words: YDI

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britterss 0

don't get yourself in those situations if youre not ready to deal with the consequences!! if you're afraid of your parents finding out then you're not ready and shouldn't have sex!! if your parents wanted to raise another child they would have had another one!! use birth control and condoms, oh yeah, and abstinence!

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britterss 0

I love that quote Its hilarious

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jgilez 0

leave the receipt to an abortion clinic on the kitchen counter, problem solved.

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rustic 0

no that's wrong. just because op was stupid doesn't mean the baby has to pay for it. IF she is prego she should keep it and learn her lesson to not open her legs irresposibly.. YDI op

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SarahMarie83 0

Unfortunately it's the baby who would suffer in that scenario. I'd rather see a baby aborted than neglected by parents who don't care. Not to say that OP would be neglectful as I don't know her.

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britterss 0

.....or keep your ******* clothes on, legs closed!!! why is that so ******* hard for people these days???

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fualignment 0

because we are hornyy!!! and where did that arm fml post go?

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britterss 0

using your hand won't make babies, or other "precautions" haha and I was wondering the same thing about the arm one haha

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3Evo3 0

shouldn't have ****** the lawnmower dude next door

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WYlacrossegirl7 0

good job dumbass.

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deannamarie12 0

YDI. If you didn't want them to know, you couldve made sure everything was actually thrown away or hidden to hide the evidence.

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Tombstoney 0

YDI... not for having sex and possibly being pregnant... Just because you fail so hard at hiding things. Why the hell do you even need the receipt? Are you gonna bring it back and demand a refund when you're finished with it?

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paigerage00 0

hahahahahah I think this thing is broken......

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mcronin 15

#40 The receipt could have automatically printed off and been put in her bag.

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