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By I'm stupid / Sunday 25 November 2012 15:08 / United States - Naperville
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By  malfanese  |  6

At least it wasn't negative! :)

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By  malfanese  |  6

At least it wasn't negative! :)

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  Pleonasm  |  31

7 -Again?! Surely as 7th commenter you can make your own and not have to reply, I mean are you talking to 1 here or OP? ARGH EDIT: 11 Beat me to it. What he ^ said.

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  xNephilim  |  18

I'm pretty sure a negative ovulation test doesn't mean you're pregnant either. It simply means you're not ovulating at the time.

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  GirlYouNasty  |  10

The commenting policy clearly states no text language, and if you've been on FML for any amount of time, I'm sure you've realized that people prefer if you type with proper grammar. Not to be a stickler, but your complete lack of grammar or knowledge of any kind just makes you look like a moron, "noob." Edit: all comments were moderated, so I assume this one will be too. PEACE!

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  BobbieH  |  19

Poster 1 needed it. Since a she's female I would have expected her to know that you only have 2-3 days a month that you ovulate. But she obviously doesn't. So the explaination that it wouldn't mean you're pregnant is completely valid.

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  Enslaved  |  36

I doubt the OP wanted to be pregnant. I didn't interpret "crying" to mean tears of joy. It is a good thing OP is not pregnant. This is a positive thing.

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  Bekll  |  28

For her to be so willing to show her mother and tell her the news I read it as tears of toy. She was happy to be pregnant (or so she thought).

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  Enslaved  |  36

Some just have very close relationships with their moms that they can tell them anything. If the OP wanted to be pregnant, now is her window of opportunity. But I still don't feel that is what she wants. :P

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

My question is if ovulation tests would still read positive even if you are pregnant. Otherwise it could be she is pregnant but would just read positive on both because ovulation did have to happen first.

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  Baustigt  |  40

Her mother burst out laughing. That seems a cruel thing to do if OP was excited about being pregnant. When someone's happy about something it's always awkward and unpleasant to disappoint them. That's why I doubt they were tears of joy. If they were, her mother would have gently broken the news to her, not laughed about it.

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

Okay, I am not well versed in pregnancy/ovulation tests and this is the first time I have actually ever heard of an ovulation test. Why is asking a question about it get thumbed down? I am trying to cure some of my ignorance on the subject

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  DjeePee  |  24

"If they were, her mother would have gently broken the news to her, not laughed about it." How long are you on FML? Just spend some more weeks on this site, then you'll realise that normal parents are a blessing.

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There are other holes. Just saying...

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  DomDomxoxo  |  16

19: condoms protect against pregnancy, but they're not 100% safe. Especially during ovulation, I wouldn't suggest it.

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86 - Are you seriously saying women shouldn't have sex when they're ovulating? You do realize that's the time the sex feels best for a woman right? As long as you use a condom you're fine, if you're really nervous put some spermicide in there too.

By  planetsmurf  |  6

Then go out have some unprotected sex with your significant other and get pregnant.

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  tehcyberman  |  9

Um... What? Maybe that was a bad attempt at sarcasm but how would that solve anything? She was crying because she thought she was pregnant.. Edit- Didn't see 22, sorry to be repetitive.

By  Jonah171  |  12

So just go have sex and then take a real pregnancy test? O.o derp

By  lilhellian  |  26

Take a pregnancy test.

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  Harpy20  |  24

Just because the test says she's ovulating doesn't mean she's not pregnant. It just means its a good time try if she hasn't tried already. It means an egg is present and hormones are in peak state. Obviously, if she's taking the test she's had sex recently. This positive test means that she still has good reason to be worried. The egg could be freshly fertilized and her body still has enough LH hormone to set off the positive result on the ovulation test.

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  newbiehere99  |  6

We won't know because the package of bulbs were in the boxes that were thrown away. So we just have to use our imagination if she's pretty or not. She could look like a Kardashian or a relative of Honey boo boo.

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  kayaker83  |  4

Pregnancy tests and ovulation tests are very similar and look the same. Don't be a douche.

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  kayaker83  |  4

I'm not an up tight ass and pregnancy isn't a joke if she is or isn't. That was an ignorant and insensitive thing to say there for the title douche was appropriate.

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  kayaker83  |  4

Your right it's MUCH better reading idiot comments, so keep posting ;)

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  gracehi  |  31

What a silly thing to say. I'm 24 and I cry at movies. Chances are I'll cry if I ever find out I'm pregnant, whether I'm happy or sad about it. Unless you were referring to her showing her mom. It suggested to me that she still lives with her, which concerned me. Then again, these days, that's not necessarily an indication of age, although the fact that she can't support herself would also be a concern if she were pregnant, regardless of age. But she's not pregnant, as it turns out, so I guess it's not issue anyway.

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