Money: You kinda deserved that one

You kinda deserved that one

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 171

You deserved it 110 069

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By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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You deserved it 13 803

By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 423

You deserved it 45 860

By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 167

You deserved it 40 135

By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 451

You deserved it 2 815

By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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You deserved it 3 387

By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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You deserved it 3 321

All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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You deserved it 8 840

Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 308

You deserved it 8 033

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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You deserved it 2 171

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 394

You deserved it 3 037

hk_fml 9

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:43

oh come on. How many of you guys ignore the hobo when you walk down the street? A lot of them buy drugs and booze with it anyway

d101_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:48

Bloody homeless people, spending their money on drugs and alcohol!!!.......Exactly what I do with my money. What do you expect them to do with your spare change? Save up, buy a coffee table from Ikea to go in their cardboard living room???

Comments

plstkstr 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 14:45

kaaaarma.

tomorrowbroadway 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 17:02

#66, No to everything you just said. They CAN afford rehab, at least in the United States, because the cost of rehab is FREE. You admit yourself to a hospital, and the state absorbs whatever costs your insurance won't pay (which is probably %100 if you're homeless). My cousin is a social worker in Philadelphia, and part of her job is to walk around and get homeless people into these programs. There is plenty for everyone, and if those homeless people WANT to go to rehab, they can. (This is not to say that all homeless people are drug addicts or are mentally ill. I'm simply saying those who are DO have options other than begging and the spending the money on drugs or alcohol.)

whattheeff 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:39

karma at its greatest. lmfao.

lolurlifesux 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:50

haha. bitch.

Spitfire_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:50

Asshole. Serves you right.

izbity 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:42

why in the world wouldnt you give them the change? u totally deserved that

reggaelovecm 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 4:09

hey man don't stereotype hobos as all of them are drug addicts/alcholohics. times are tough... and to the fml... that's what we call karma haha especially when it's IN YOUR HAND

ElRafa 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:27

karma in a nutshell :D

ksockman152 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:36

yeah you deserved that

sidewinderbudd 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 22:33

Don't feel bad, that change wasn't spare if you still had a use for it in the future. If you always feel bad for not giving the homeless money, you'll always give, and you'll never have money of your own saved up.