You coming?

By snotface - 23/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
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TurtleGenius 0

Probably the best feeling she got all night...

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Phillay632 0

Pull out and spray a bodily fluid all over her face and neck, you're even.

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AntiChrist7 0

you got laid, so the problem is..... YDI for whining about it

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Ktulu 0

pretty lame you don't know the difference between panting and a sneeze..

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Rht2925 0

Your old enough to have sex but you can't even spell cum?

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Sessee 4

Uh... agreed with #7. But then again, your girlfriend is retarded for not covering her mouth.

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hahaha6 0

Uh, Gross! She couldn't have at least turned the other way?

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rukusrazor 0

1) I bet she 'gripped' read nice and tight when she sneezed 2) Ooooh! Reverse money shot!

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girl_fml 0

a sneeze is one fifth of a ******...

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snoopy24_fml 0

i wish i knew what the first few people said... that's gross, yet INCREDIBLY funny

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BrannFYR 0

well, you're bound to get DNA on you one way or another during sex...

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