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By  UnoriGal  |  17

Anyone else thinking of NCIS while reading this? OP should try and disassemble the kayak into parts that can make it out the door then reassemble it, no? (I have no idea whether that would actually work with kayaks though...) Either way, good luck, OP!

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  jedorr07  |  5

Gibbs is a television character, you can't be exactly like him OP

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  Cupcake040  |  17

Wouldn't breaking the kayak down into 3-4 pieces put stress on the ability for it to float and resist water? Im not saying that you would never be able to make it float ever again but i do think that cutting it up would definitely ruin some of its long term durability.

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  SokDek  |  14

Reminds me of the guy that built a Countach replica in his basement.. Took him 15 years, he had to cut a hole in the floor and use a crane to get it out.. And after all that trouble he sold it!

By  SerenaSerenadex3  |  13

The solution is simple: just fill your basement with water and row it out to freedom! Sorry OP I tried, that rows- I mean blows!

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  Pwn17  |  25

Because filling the basement with water magically makes it fit through the door.

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  Pwn17  |  25

No need to apologize, you didn't offend. I've said dumber things before. :)

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Maybe I'm the dumb one..I thought that plan was flawless. And to make sure he could row it out after he floods his basement, he can use sticks of butter to lube up the doorway! It works in cartoons, so obviously it has to work in this situation.

By  UnoriGal  |  17

Anyone else thinking of NCIS while reading this? OP should try and disassemble the kayak into parts that can make it out the door then reassemble it, no? (I have no idea whether that would actually work with kayaks though...) Either way, good luck, OP!

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  cdncw  |  20

Yep, Gibbs was the first thing that came to mind reading this... Also, I'm at work and someone just asked for scissors... I pulled out my knife. He looked at me funny as I flipped it open for him, so I said "Rule Number Nine".... I don't think he watches the show, he was even more confused after that.

By  WCARlover  |  34

I'm guessing you also didn't get a bachelor's degree in that 4 years' time, too? :P

By  Poetaster  |  10

Dont tell me... You work for rhe IRS right?

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