Miscellaneous: What the **** does this mean, dude?

What the **** does this mean, dude?

By Anonymous - 16/10/2013 17:37 - United States - Romulus

Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML

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Cursed cursive

By Cursive Curse - 06/12/2022 00:00

Today, I realized I am one of those people who has trouble reading their own handwriting. It looks like someone trying to write in cursive when they don't even have the slightest idea what cursive writing even is. I do know what it is. I'm just very, very rusty. FML

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By AbhorrentApplication - 28/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Reston

Today, my ten-year-old sister had to write out my job application because no one can read my terrible handwriting. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 05:13 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

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By Amber - 28/05/2013 23:42 - United States - Oroville

Today, I had to make a poster for social studies. I decided to write "Nice ass" in hieroglyphics. Turns out my teacher can read hieroglyphics. FML

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Could be useful in the right circumstances

By ThisIsYourDoc - 18/08/2023 14:00 - Switzerland - Bern

Today, I finished the rather expensive Arabic language course I have been taking for about 6 months. I still can't hold a conversation, but I can now say, "May Allah give you a headache and you are stuck in Beirut's traffic for two hours." FML

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By katier8295 - 27/10/2012 12:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML

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By nofriends - 01/06/2011 04:28 - Japan

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By Brookie Bear - 04/04/2017 20:00

Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML

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Birth certificate

By figures - 29/11/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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Dunmerdude 13

Wednesday 16 October 2013 22:30

People don't even think I'm literate when I write

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 16 October 2013 22:31

It's all Fun and games until you end up on a terrorist watch list.

Comments

KillerofCereal 0

Wednesday 16 October 2013 23:43

I write in cursive and I'm surprised this hasn't happened to me before

Alo0oSh1989 2

Wednesday 16 October 2013 23:50

arabic ppl dont write like u

BlackPanther19 11

Wednesday 16 October 2013 23:59

Its ok my handwriting sucks too

dixiedawn 2

Thursday 17 October 2013 0:07

You should become a doctor then you'd fit right in!

JMichael 25

Thursday 17 October 2013 0:10

Practice makes perfect

MaySFML 4

Thursday 17 October 2013 0:31

اللغة العربية جميلة. Google translate

rs89 20

Thursday 17 October 2013 10:24

indeed it is quite beautiful and one of the richest languages in the world :-)

S1deWinder 7

Thursday 17 October 2013 0:41

You should apply to be a doctor

amu12 10

Thursday 17 October 2013 0:57

*** u

djPanda 8

Thursday 17 October 2013 0:57

It's ironic bcuz I'm Arabic and my hand writing is atrocious

rs89 20

Thursday 17 October 2013 10:25

you're an Arab dear, as Arabic is used mainly for our language. Welcome to the bad Arabic handwriting club! we just text here, no written docs!

dgdude101 5

Thursday 17 October 2013 1:20

Poor penmanship is a sign of high intelligence.

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 17 October 2013 1:54

Just keep telling yourself that.

blackonblight 32

Thursday 17 October 2013 18:31

Or poor motor skills. Or a sensory processing disorder. Or weak muscles. Or not giving a damn while writing.

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