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What am I doing?

By forever young - 05/07/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, I Googled "How to act like an adult." I'm 37. FML

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By badgirl - 21/06/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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Indoctrinated

By workfordayzz - 14/05/2014 17:45 - United States

Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML

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You deserved it 8 958

Need help

By Nohelpforyou - 04/03/2022 12:00 - Canada - London

Today, I was so depressed that I almost called Kids Help Phone for support. Then I remembered that I’m 33. FML

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You deserved it 132

Lizard queen

By Anonymous - 05/07/2023 06:00

Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML

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You deserved it 1 732

We've all been there

By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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You deserved it 1 125

By missyoudad. - 31/08/2010 07:54 - Australia

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

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You deserved it 2 861

By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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You deserved it 28 881

Fate, up against your will

By Gerry - 03/01/2021 17:03

Today, according to my wife of 30 years, I'm finally old enough that I look, smell, sound and act like my father. FML

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Top comments

Kheasus 8

Friday 5 July 2013 19:35

@35 You have the grammar of a child as well...

DocBastard 38

Friday 5 July 2013 18:56

You're only as young as you feel. You clearly feel 13. Go look in the mirror at your gray hairs and newly-forming wrinkles. That'll smack you back to reality awfully quickly.

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chronosphere 18

Friday 5 July 2013 22:02

i dont feel like growing up

Angelastic_fml 18

Friday 5 July 2013 22:19

Act like you're old enough to know that your age doesn't put any arbitrary restrictions on your behaviour.

Headcrab 29

Friday 5 July 2013 22:21

I'm 27 now and embraced my inner child a while back when I realised that it will never go away. it'svmore fun anyway ;-)

MrZsDad 19

Friday 5 July 2013 23:13

Nah nah nanah naaaaa! Ill never grow up I'm a Toys R Us kid!

Neta 16

Friday 5 July 2013 23:19

One of the things I'm realizing as I'm becoming an adult - everyone's winging it and improvising. Go with what feels right.

judea95 16

Friday 5 July 2013 23:56

How is this an fml?

infamoushack 10

Saturday 6 July 2013 0:07

Makes me wonder if I know you or not? :D

Phantomlyne1 1

Saturday 6 July 2013 0:36

Yes "FYL" you mean how to be mature?

tyrone_at 8

Saturday 6 July 2013 0:44

Hey you could be my colleague from work...!

rosenkrieger223 21

Saturday 6 July 2013 1:41

#44, If you look at #9's profile, the shitty grammar in her comment won't surprise you very much.

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Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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It'll get better. Eventually.

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Today, coming home from a trip in the mountains, I got a cracked radiator and my car overheated. My dad came to get me, he drove my car and I followed in his. I got pulled over and ticketed for his expired registration. FML

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Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML

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Today, my spouse gave me the gift of hugging me. I'm so touch-starved, I cried. I can see our relationship crumbling but I'm the only one who seems to want to fix it. Our kid saw me and I can't even explain how sad it made me. FML

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