Use the force

By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 05:53 - Mexico

Spicy
Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML
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IndiRae 9

You deserve it for calling it a Star Wars sword.

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yzf250rider88 2

I hope you turned the light on and hit the button every so often to make the light saber noise! Haha

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Channing0806 7

That's some bad ass grammar you is taught. My fault. This was suppose to be towards 58.

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wadedust 0

That's kinda hot! But hey Star Wars is duh shit! Lol

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llZombiell 5

If you don't want to go to a shop to buy one then order one online.

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jbong 0

May the force be in youu

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j_cat187 19

Do u turn it on and have it make that lightsaber sound?

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Deathhound 27

Like so many said: Internet. Poor Sword though.

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mea_iloveskiing 26

Now you'll get pregnant and the lightsaber will tell your kid: I'm your father :D

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spacemonkey420 0

no Rhys not true!!!

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spacemonkey420 0

I wonder what you would think If some kid picked it up and put it in their mouth

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