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Last time that happened to me it was a transsexual, her name was Alecia. Best hookup of my life, although her legal name was Billy, our love was real and true. So two days went by and as our passion reached new heights she caught me hitting on the cashier in walmart. We broke up shortly afterwards. She's now with boners.

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Last time that happened to me it was a transsexual, her name was Alecia. Best hookup of my life, although her legal name was Billy, our love was real and true. So two days went by and as our passion reached new heights she caught me hitting on the cashier in walmart. We broke up shortly afterwards. She's now with boners.

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that's such a romantic love story.... but tell us what happened with the tranny from walmart ? did you marry and live happily ever after or did he/she leave you for a stock boy at walgreens?

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-35 From that point on I've had to compensate for my loss, I had to start going to websites and commenting funny things to gain an audience. I would gain another customer or two, considering I am a prostitute, but then I found out some shocking news. Alecia is actually KaySL on this site.

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They are worth staring at. The female body in good form is perfection. The flowing curves and natural contour make it beautiful to look at, for both men and women. The male body is a lumpy block of meat chipped into smaller lumps called "definition". Anyway my point is, I love women and I have all their albums.

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Well it all depends, but a lot of the ones that aren't pretty think they are, while there are some that are. Haven't you heard staring is rude? I think they would rather prefer the look-over rather than staring.

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