I think we're alone now

By lopez - 16/12/2008 03:58 - France

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Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden, I heard a familiar voice, saying, "At least someone's having fun…" It was my boss. FML
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Lifedoutcobra 0

Hahahah he was in the ******* bathroom man, hows that his fault. Its not like he was waving the shit from cubical to cubical

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Easy_Target 0

Damn it, Lopez, you have like seven of these about work, what the hell have you been doing?!

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fah_Q 0

@22, shut up, not everyone grows up to be boring, op can be a immature freak and still make more money than you, we aint all the same.

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Quidikic 9

44, I'll let you play with my light saber.

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Easy_Target 0

Damn it, Lopez, you have like seven of these about work, what the hell have you been doing?!

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JaneInk 0

One of the funniest things I've read on here!

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tbeaun 0

Does your boss have a voice like James Earl Jones?

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xXmoses_rocksXx 0

well who whips their dick out at work? like, seriously, wtf? totally tour own fault O.o

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pipp360 0

@9 I can tell that ir a bitch by looking at ur picture. but you must also be ******* retarded! he was in the bathroom when this happened. he wasn't in his ******* cubicle

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pipp360 0

ps 9, are u a man or a woman? ur pic u

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funkymunky27 0

i think its both! she was a man

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

Haha... I didn't even think about that!>.

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Lifedoutcobra 0

Hahahah he was in the ******* bathroom man, hows that his fault. Its not like he was waving the shit from cubical to cubical

54 5