Unwanted guest

By MMM - 21/01/2014 23:26 - United States - Saco

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Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML
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doubledutchy 15

This is actually quite useful now that you know that OP. Now you can either make your mother go to crazy places, or better yet, have fun having sex in crazy places. Twist the negative side into something you can benefit from!

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anonymous_kenie 7

Sounds like its time to start fooling your mother with spoofed text messages

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whothewhat 4

Two words "password protection"

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Foxfire15 15

ydi. stop leaving your phone laying around. also, if you're undernage, keep it in your pants and you still deserve it

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TallMist 32

There are plenty ways to read someone else's texts.

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shanannygians07 28

Why dont you just invite your girlfriend over to "study" I'm sure your mom would never assume you were gonna have sex!

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Cupcake040 17

My question is why op and their girlfriend just call each other. I highly doubt the mom records phone calls

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

YDI for texting about your plans to have sex.

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Metallica36176 16

Yeah I agree but it'd pretty bad you have to do that because your mother isn't respecting your privacy (although age and everything has a lot to do with it). Try deleting your texts as you go...sorry OP.

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fckertwat 2

I cannot believe your own mother **** blocked you!! so awful

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gilliaga73 18

Can I just put it out there that we don't know how old OP is? Sure, he/she says mom has to "drop by" to ruin things, but maybe that's because OP lives with dad. If OP is 14 or 15 (or, it's scarily possible, younger), I'm willing to say thank goodness mom is being proactive about protecting her kid.

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SuckMeBeautifu1 24

15 isnt that bad if he recieved the sex ed that he should have.. 14 is definitely too young though. Depends how mature and how knowledgable they are.

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limabeans101029 20

Or it could be because OP lives by himself. Maybe his mom is just way too clingy.

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