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By  Twisted_Angel  |  17

I'm curious, because I know when I text message my mom, it says "mom" on top of the message. do you have your mom in your phone under her name? because I'll tell ya, as a woman, if I saw my boyfriend get a text like that and it had a woman's name above it, I would be pretty upset too. Especially if I didn't know his mom's name.

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  sxe_beast  |  11

They can be alone. They don't deserve to be with other people. Until they get their stuff together, seek professional help, and regain/gain sanity they shouldn't be with other people. Its unhealthy for everyone involved.

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Forget her. ...that is, unless she's hot. Lol.

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  sxe_beast  |  11

*Text message from Mother* GF: "WHO IS THIS MOTHER PERSON TEXTING YOU? IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME? WTFFFFFF. YOU STUPID DOUCHE BAG! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH YOUR MOTHER! Whhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy?" *GF throws phone at wall breaking it* *GF has mental breakdown and cries so loud the OP's ears bleed*

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Change your identity, move to a remote island on the Pacific ocean, hire bodyguards, build an underground shelter and break up with her using a remporary e-mail address, and make it seem like it was sent from Thailand. You can never be too safe from that kind of people.

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  ck11_fml  |  1

eh, I've stayed with a crazy chick before cause she was hot and I liked the sex. but she was a fucking crazy pill head and I eventually got around to dumping her. it's not all that easy to dump clingers.... they cling

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  llamaslikesoda  |  21

#9 Hot or not, why date someone for their looks if they're going to drive you insane. Date someone for their personality instead of their "sexiness" and "attractiveness". Learn the way to treat someone for who they are, bud.

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

I do, it would be very easy for somebody to someday get ahold of my phone while it was unlocked and see that there is MOM right there. Then they just ask "what's the passcode to the alarm system" etc. I'm just the paranoid type though.

By  mrahhhhh  |  17

If trust is the material on which relationships are built, and gets stronger the more the 2 partners trust each other, then why do so many stand up despite being built on quicksand?

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  MrSassypants  |  31

Incest is fun for the whole family.... now that I made things weird, you read the FML wrong. I act weird then tell you what you did wrong to say this sentence to confuse people. :D

By  otb113  |  7

drop her.

By  Twisted_Angel  |  17

I'm curious, because I know when I text message my mom, it says "mom" on top of the message. do you have your mom in your phone under her name? because I'll tell ya, as a woman, if I saw my boyfriend get a text like that and it had a woman's name above it, I would be pretty upset too. Especially if I didn't know his mom's name.

By  JojoChuo  |  8

Well if she's jealous and paranoid, atleast you know she cares about you :)

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  aeshleyrose  |  6

Actually all he can take from that is that she's a psycho. Jealousy has more to do with the person's own insecurities than the strength of their feelings for their partners. Plus, she's just his girlfriend and he's describing her that way? Not sure they'll make it down the aisle.

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  aeshleyrose  |  6

Right?!? I can't understand what amazing quality she must have that makes him stay with her. If i had to guess, it's probably something involving blowjobbing, but that's just a stab in the dark.

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