FML : Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found...

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Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 July 2015 04:36 / United States - San Francisco

Intimacy

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By IAmzephyr | 22

#6355003 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:07

Your girlfriend is satan.

By ukeandfoodislife | 19

#6355007 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:08

I don't understand why she would do that... Like I understand that was a joke, but it's just asking for trouble.

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By IAmzephyr | 22

#6355003 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:07

Your girlfriend is satan.

jerzjay | 17

#6355047 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:20

Holy shittt, best prank ever!!

xmann277 | 13

#6355265 - Sunday 19 July 2015 23:47

Is she short? Short people are closer to satan, so…

By grabyourhooks | 12

#6355004 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:08

That's a pretty impressive prank.

vsus98 | 22

#6355107 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:51

Agreed. My best prank to date is pushing the "test" button on the smoke detector and getting my brother to run outside in 30 degree weather in his undies at 6 in the morning. It was great.

By rieebee | 23

#6355005 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:08

Just be glad your mom didn't reply favourably?

Replyka | 17

#6355045 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:19

How do you know she didn't?

tantanpanda | 26

#6355080 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:38

because OP would have said so in the fml since OP probably figured it out by a belligerent reply from the mother.

pokemyeyes | 23

#6355410 - Monday 20 July 2015 2:02

Its FMLs like this that make me glad my mum has no clue what a text message is and how to check it.

By ukeandfoodislife | 19

#6355007 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:08

I don't understand why she would do that... Like I understand that was a joke, but it's just asking for trouble.

chosha_fml | 25

#6355961 - Monday 20 July 2015 15:54

And why his mother? If it had been his brother, say, they could have all laughed it off as a prank, but his mum doesn't need that in her memory.

messymessiah | 11

#6356439 - Tuesday 21 July 2015 1:04

She's probably getting him back for a prank he did on her.

By worldclassrager | 39

#6355011 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:10

Didn't you notice your texts were coming from mom not your girlfriend?

tarlax | 11

#6355016 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:11

Yeah, cause she's totally gonna send him messages and ruin her own prank... -_-

ukeandfoodislife | 19

#6355017 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:12

She could have teased him in person... She probably wouldn't have done it over text or OP would have noticed, indeed.

DoomSkuller | 28

#6355090 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:42

Teased him BEFORE going to work.
Like #9 said, she did so in person.

Da3rdmaquan | 4

#6355176 - Sunday 19 July 2015 21:18

Going off what #5 said, couldn't he have seen previous texts from that conversation and been like "wait, this was a conversation I was texting my mom about, not my girlfriend"

Myo_fml | 20

#6355189 - Sunday 19 July 2015 21:43

He probably wasn't thinking clearly, all of his blood was running to the wrong head.

camogirl2249 | 19

#6355190 - Sunday 19 July 2015 21:46

Best comment on here by far

By Emma1562 | 33

#6355014 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:11

That's so fucked up that its funny

By alain4343 | 26

#6355015 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:11

well u could fuck her mom if u wanted

tarlax | 11

#6355028 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:15

That's called rape. I know it's probably your favorite way of getting laid, but it's not for everyone.

alain4343 | 26

#6355032 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:15

wtf the boy can have sex withthe mother

rivaraven | 35

#6355043 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:19

It's not necessarily rape, if the mother wants it... I mean yes, it's a really bad idea, but it's not necessarily rape.

tarlax | 11

#6355048 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:20

No shit, but outside of porn and this guy's virginal fantasies, women don't tend to put out just like that. Alain, you make even MY dumbass comments look like solid gold.

grabyourhooks | 12

#6355072 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:30

Accusing someone of being a rapist over his poorly constructed lewd joke is still pretty fucking outlandish.

tarlax | 11

#6355077 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:34

Yeah, because I was totally actually in all seriousness saying he's a rapist in real life. Your lack of joke detection skills is outlandish. He PM'd me, and he's either a rapist who lies really well, or he's actually an okay guy. So yah.

camogirl2249 | 19

#6355194 - Sunday 19 July 2015 21:50

If you actually read the post correctly you'd see it's his mom... So unless he's into incest I'd highly doubt that'll ever happen..

MrConcise | 34

#6355233 - Sunday 19 July 2015 22:51

#31 - To be fair, deceptive people tend to be the ones who come across normal for a reason.

goozeo | 11

#6355680 - Monday 20 July 2015 8:30

Great idea! Lol

grabyourhooks | 12

#6356007 - Monday 20 July 2015 17:26

Well, if it was funny . . .

Kazze | 31

#6358090 - Wednesday 22 July 2015 19:57

I wouldn't advise that...

Alexismaria | 15

#6358571 - Thursday 23 July 2015 4:45

She switched the names between her and HIS mom. Pretty sure his moms not down for incest.

By tarlax | 11

#6355020 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:13

That's hilarious OP, you've got a keeper there.

By ukuartist | 13

#6355021 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:14

Plan your revenge. :D at least she has a good sense of humor

By LeBandit | 20

#6355022 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:14

fuck you so hard oops silly autocorrect mom, i meant have you guys over for such a great dinner party you'll be so full you wont be able to walk... silly phones