Unwanted guest

By MMM - 21/01/2014 23:26 - United States - Saco

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Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML
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doubledutchy 15

This is actually quite useful now that you know that OP. Now you can either make your mother go to crazy places, or better yet, have fun having sex in crazy places. Twist the negative side into something you can benefit from!

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anonymous_kenie 7

Sounds like its time to start fooling your mother with spoofed text messages

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honeymoonroyale 20

This is exactly why I have a password on my phone... My family can be nosey as ****.

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142_cats 13

Text each other like you're organizing a murder. That will freak her out.

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dumpless 13

I swear some parents on this app are complete asswipes it pisses me off

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Xotoolyxo 16

Maybe you should stop planning and just have spontaneous sex, that way no one knows...it's all a surprise

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Sal_G_63 5

Too bad you're comment is full of so much fail, 91.

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Joedbag 8

Here's a thought, don't answer the door and tell her to buzz off. She's invading your privacy and has no business **** blocking you.

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