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It's situations like these that you should play dead. Or at least pretend to faint or something. That would explain why you couldn't control the fart, and he'd forget all about it while checking you're ok.

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Men are always bring compared to dogs. That wet raunchy fart is now forever imbedded in his hand and he can find you anywhere... well played

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76: Yeah good thing shards weren't coming out of her ass. Sheesh, you'd think someone would know the difference between shard and shady by your age.

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i would have given it back to her as a 'cupcake'... farts are hell funny last I checked, if he is any sort of decent normal guy he'd have found it humorous and your embarrassment cute...

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#178 why dies it make sense that if 145 wasn't 12, he'd be in the military? I'm not either, yet I find farts hilarious!

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far as I know pockets or on the butt cheeks not on the butt hole, so she didn't fart on the hand.

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You know, if she was wearing really tight jeans the vibration of the queef could have traveled up the crack to her asshole lmao; maybe she's just in denial because queefing is more embarrassing than farting..maybe? lmao

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dumb fuck I meant to put just "word" and not "thing" and get a life instead of correcting people's grammar over the internet

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actually i didnt "correct" anything. and im sorry, i should clarify, i was referring to your overall stupidity, from the first comment onward. i can see how you thought i was meaning just the typos, but no. its not me, its you.

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194, before you start pointing out things that are wrong with the way people type, maybe you should learn to capitalize and punctuate correctly.

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@198 that would make sense if my post was incoherent. nobody expects perfection, but knowing how to put together a sentence that makes logical sense is not too much to ask for.

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