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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - York

Today, I asked my best friend if he would do me the honour of becoming my son's godfather. He replied, "Um, that's just rude. You know I'm an atheist." Huh? FML
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bandit6 2

Technically he's right. A god parents "duty" is the religious guidance of the child should anything happen to the parents.

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redbluegreen 40

I'm sure Harry Potter received a lot of religious guidance from his godfather.

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little_one 20

Too bad he didn't yell "you ain't got no pancake mix!" it's how you deal with people of faith YouTube it.

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doodlecloud 26

I didn't particularly agree with your previous comment but it did make logical sense so I assumed you were of at least adequate intelligence and that we just had different opinions. However, this post reveals that actually, you are just a moron.

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writergirl23 19

He obviously doesn't know what a godfather is.

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Santa_Claauz 0

So today my best friend asked me to be his kid's godfather. I really didn't want to but I didn't know how to say it. I panicked and said I was an atheist before thinking to get out of it. FML

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gordogirls 4

I not having any religion hsve appointed a guardian to my children not a god parent. When u sign school/sports papers it says 'parent/guardian signature' this is because a god parent (religious) is not always the guardian. My sisters is the guardian of her best friends daughter but the girls god parents are her grandparents...

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iwadasn 32

He's just as bad as the moronic atheists who go on long-winded rants whenever they hear a complete stranger say "Oh my god" or "godsend" or some other colloquial phrase that has pretty much lost religious meaning.

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misspulkadot24 17

So instead of using textbooks answers, can't we just say that godparents mean something different for everyone? I have godparents, but they didn't name me or guide me in religion. It's just that if my parents died they would help us and be like our "plan B parents".

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cvoyer 4

He's right. The godparents of children are supposed to take up the religious responsibilities of a child of the child's parents pass away. It gets put in a record. At least I know this for catholics.

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iwadasn 32

That may be true for some people, but for many people it just means that the person will be a secondary parental figure in the child's life. It's pretty much the equivalent of calling a good friend of your parents "Aunt" or "Uncle." They're not family, but they're like family.

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