Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom....

By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By turtles_yup - 03/12/2015 05:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:10

You should've looked at the sign on the door. Most public restroom have one.

Tooorrriii3 22

Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:12

You didn't even check the signs..?

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2ru 14

Wednesday 24 December 2014 13:35

That is classic and you learned a lesson.

vikky538 28

Wednesday 24 December 2014 14:08

Hmm... classic family Christmas pranks...

LondonderryAir 9

Wednesday 24 December 2014 14:52

Seriously they're big clear signs... YDI

mld4657 28

Wednesday 24 December 2014 15:57

Maybe you should learn to read. You deserved that....

Ditagein 14

Wednesday 24 December 2014 16:32

i did this to my friend once and almost pissed myself ! (:

biebahood 15

Wednesday 24 December 2014 16:39

troll daddy game strong as ****

tazhawkeye 1

Wednesday 24 December 2014 18:05

This is hilarious. Dad wins for best dad joke of the year.

Clawsified 6

Wednesday 24 December 2014 18:22

He shouldn't do that to his blind son.

classicsparkles 17

Wednesday 24 December 2014 20:06

I don't feel like I know anyone who would slap someone in the face just for walking into the wrong restroom.

Mysterious_one 26

Wednesday 24 December 2014 22:00

I really like ur father..

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