Money: Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find...

By KayDayParade - 28/08/2011 00:38 - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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By boardwalk the fuck out of my resturaunt - 17/06/2019 00:01 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 33 541

By Pissed - 21/10/2009 10:05 - New Zealand

Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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You deserved it 44 595

By Money-money-money - 14/12/2012 02:25 - France

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

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You deserved it 5 607

By whoawhat - 11/11/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where I work to pick up my pay check. After I got it, I headed back to the dorms to take a quick nap before Chemistry later. I woke up, and my check was gone. I later found it. In the form of a text from my roommate saying he gambled away 'our' money. FML

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You deserved it 4 025

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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You deserved it 4 333

By Ilostsomuch - 04/01/2012 18:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

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You deserved it 3 051

Foldin' money

By E_Sauce - 24/03/2019 12:00

Today, I went to the bank to get a jar of coins exchanged for cash via a fancy counter machine. After 30 minutes I was handed a bag of rolling sleeves and was told to do it myself. Good news, I have a lot more money than I thought. Bad news, I have A LOT more coins than I thought. FML

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You deserved it 377

By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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You deserved it 28 756

DarkHelmet 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 9:21

Go directly to jail Do Not Pass Go Do Not collect $200!!

missmilf 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 9:20

haha how did that happen??

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mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:05

This kinda sounds like a really bad guerrilla campaign for the new Monopoly movie.

catharsis5 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:08

did you know who did it? Cause that guy needs to run for his/her life

BellaBelle_fml 23

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:36

It was most likely OP's children.

Starv 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 11:14

why would you run after someone who has just given you money? and as most children don't have much to any money, is the thought that counts...

liy223 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:21

Either robberies are becoming more and more extravagant or you have kids.

K_kanaka 26

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:30

HAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHAHAHAHA :D

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 28 August 2011 20:25

Ummm, ok mandark, you need to stop smoking that weed now

K_kanaka 26

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:30

HAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHAHAHAHA :D

K_kanaka 26

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:30

HAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHAHAHAHA :D

K_kanaka 26

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:30

HAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHAHAHAHA :D

badluckattack238 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:32

"and so they told me I had to go to jail until someone rolled a 6"... Right?

stroudie94 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:43

Pay for it like a Boss and walk off.

catnip1997 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:45

get a job kid

Mysanitywins 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 11:26

I'm pretty sure OP isn't a kid...I mean, I could be wrong here..

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