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By teegtwo - / Tuesday 22 July 2014 05:55 / United States
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By  Invisibleguyy  |  11

Wear a bag and make holes for the eyes lol. I bet this is gonna get tons of thumb downs xD

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By  dawood_k  |  25

Ha ha ha. This is the most brilliant FML ever. Put a bag over your head and leave the light on

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  wolfgold2  |  20

Is your orgasm face the same as the thumbnail for GoatJesus' Shit Farts Online?

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  dawood_k  |  25

Robin might of complained

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  Liiiiiiiiike  |  15

But batman is a dude. I don't think any straight guy would go down on batman. And I'm not trying to be homophobic I'm just saying. Maybe another mask would do like CatWoman or something. I'd be down to go down on CatWoman.

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  PenguinBitch  |  43

@liiiiiike, I guess that Batman joke flew right over your head buddy.

By  TrippingOnAcid  |  29

Maybe try to control your faces in future to prove yourself to him

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  tj4234  |  35

My virgin detector is off the scale with this one. Seriously though, you try controlling your facial features in one of these scenarios and get back to us on that...

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  desoxyn242  |  14

39 is right...4 is obviously tight....

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  aruam365  |  24

49: What a disgusting way to say that, especially about a stranger who appears to be a fairly young teenager. You really didn't need to confirm what someone had already said in a much funnier way, pervert.

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  sunnyray812  |  31

#4 It's not at all easy to just change your orgasm expression. When you're reaching that peak, all you can really think about is achieving the orgasm. It's not at all her fault. I'm so confused as to why this post got so many YDIs. I hope that many people seriously don't think she does in any way.

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And let's not forget your god awful bio on your profile. Seriously referencing dropping tabs made zero sense

By  Invisibleguyy  |  11

Wear a bag and make holes for the eyes lol. I bet this is gonna get tons of thumb downs xD

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  TrippingOnAcid  |  29

As soon as you say that you get thumbed down

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  dawood_k  |  25

Oh no I'll give you the first thumbs up

By  Wizardo  |  33

Tell him to do something funny back during sex and even wilder, more passionate sexc times will follow. Trust me I'm a Love Wizard also...

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  Wizardo  |  33

Woah there now, there's this little thing called a joke. In any case it was a bad one I admit and on a side note, I don't appreciate people questioning my sexuality because of a joke.

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  iOceanus  |  18

I was reading a manhwa--Korean manga for those of you that don't know--about mages and wizards and the like, and in it, they reference a real world Korean myth that to become a wizard, you have to be a virgin until you're 25. Ergo, more of a reason not to listen to the "Love Wizard" :p

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Maybe I've been on the net too long but I can't hear someone call themselves a Love Wizard without remembering that ancient email where someone has cybersex and halfway through comes out with the line "I put on my robes and wizard hat....." spoiling everything

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That doesn't sound very attractive

By  dawood_k  |  25

Let him give you a donkey punch

By  n3ophyt3  |  10

The F*ckface

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