Intimacy: Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody...

By foutu - 21/02/2010 11:52 - France

Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly. And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 07:59

Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML

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By Travis - 10/09/2021 22:59

Today, my wife told me that I take her breath away. However, she was talking about my large stomach hitting her while we have sex and knocking the wind out of her with every thrust. FML

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By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 21:59 - United States - Crystal City

Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

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By AbFlab - 01/06/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

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m15m 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:05

you call that bitch your wife???

koolitaliano 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:05

tell her she has small ****, ;)

Comments

FUDGELOVESME 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:49

haha your " tiny willy", that H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S

coltsluvr123 2

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:50

hahahahahaha #24

afatmonkey 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 22:07

Finally. Another Colts fan.

perdix 29

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:51

An easier trick would be to trim or shave your pubes. That way, your wife won't confuse your dick with one of the longer "short and curlies." Glad to help.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 22 February 2010 8:36

I'm sure OP is happy to learn from your experience.

perdix 29

Monday 22 February 2010 14:44

Ouch, feeling the burn! Razor burn, that is ;)

AlcaSMT 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:52

Blashemy! Don't listen to them! Your large stomach and miniscule penetrator actually turn her on. Continue living your good life with your good lifestyle, good sir.