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I'd say "Hey, maybe it's just a coincidence, or a bad choice of words." but, that seems pretty straight-forward. Sometimes parents say things without thinking, though, so don't let it offend you too much.

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What he probably meant (considering 16yrs ago you were in utero) was that he didn't want any more kids. If OP has a younger sibling then I'd feel bad for them.

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65- me too except my dad said "If your mother wouldn't have been wearing a tennis skirt you and your sister would have never been born." He told me that when I was 7.

eh he wouldnt be there if he didn't love you >.< punch him hard enough in the balls give him the vasectomy the cheap way if you have to ;) haha just kidding don't chop your dads area…

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Wahh boohoo my dad made a joke about meeee. You want sympathy, OP? Go visit a Hallmark store, or the next-door cat lady. When you have meddlesome kids you will see the humour.

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Boo-fucking-hoo damination. Let your father tell you about wishing he had that vasectomy before your own mother concieved you and then come crying to fml. When will fuck-shit parents realize that joking about your childs very own existance without considering what the other will fucking feel like.

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Plus he's Canadian. Sigh, daminination, or however you misspell it--you can't be funny on FML by insulting the OP. Just insult the other commenters, maybe then you'll get some thumbs up. Moron.

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