Intimacy: Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I...

By notguilty - 15/08/2009 23:24 - United States

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML

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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By callie - 18/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML

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By shaggy - 30/08/2009 21:26 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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Lisimal 7

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:04

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! YDI for even looking at that beaver face.

ladycoyote 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:12

You deserve it for voluntarily watching Miley Cyrus do anything.

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nicole1123 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 19:42

ukiekid is right...vise versa does NOT mean "or." anyone who says it does is a douchebag and needs to go back to kindergarten.

Calaura9 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 19:44

So did the itch turn out to be herpes? It always does. Thank Miley!

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 17 August 2009 7:22

Win.

nicole1123 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 19:48

@ #59 lol. ur completely right. disney is the reason so many people commit suicide. =)

elliekinslurvsya 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:00

YDI for watching Miley Cyrus.

iilovehaters 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:00

ok half of you guys who are calling miley ugly is BS...becuase you know god damn well youd **** her if you had the oppurtunity...and for the girls who are saying shes ugly to, well you know you would to :p SO STFU half of you people look worse then a "BEAVER" ******* trolls!

Pedestrian 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:12

And what planet are you from?

fmelanieslife 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:29

Are you kidding? Have you seen the same Miley as everyone else? She's got ****** up teeth, a weird ass nose, and is a total **** (have you seen the pictures of her in the shower?). Sure, she's kinda pretty when she puts on a lot of make up, and she's got a nice body I won't deny that... she's even got an alright singing voice when compared to the average person... but at the end of the day, I don't like her.

null_fml 11

Monday 17 August 2009 5:57

Pictures of her in the shower?? -Brb, Googling

sexxcjess 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:01

if you really hate something, you ignore it. but you people really could start some sort of hate group and bomb stuff. sounds pretty appropriate considering how you use your free time