Intimacy: Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I...

By notguilty - 15/08/2009 23:24 - United States

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML

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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML

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By callie - 18/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML

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By Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML

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By shaggy - 30/08/2009 21:26 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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Sunday 16 August 2009 9:04

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! YDI for even looking at that beaver face.

ladycoyote 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:12

You deserve it for voluntarily watching Miley Cyrus do anything.

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cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 18:41

AHAHAHAHA LMFAO! ydi for listening to that awful music!

reidcamphor 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 18:41

the music video gave you a pubic itch because you're receiving an std just choosing to watch her video. Watching miley cyrus is like actively having sex with a hobo. During and after, you get a nasty itch! The doctor would prob prescribe you sustain from watching slutty hillbillies for a time period of FOREVER.

nicole1123 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 19:55

LOL. thats hilarious! but sooo true =D

mwbddh2 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 18:57

that is damn sexy!

Jacks_Penguin 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 19:07

YDI for getting off to Miley Cyrus.

plexico 3

Sunday 16 August 2009 19:17

Were you just masturbating to the thought of you and Miley together, or were you imagining a three-way with you, Miley AND Hannah Montana? I do the latter even though it is actually impossible, but only slightly more impossible than me getting with Miley. Actually the deal-breaker with Miley would be having to do the Achy-Breaky at our wedding.