By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 19:58 - United States - Everett

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Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Umm .. Shouldn't you get some medical help?

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And your first thought was: "Must post this on Facebook" Well, it's possible, isn't it?

Alli_2822 4

You should probably see a doctor

Don't shave your publics hairs in that region.

Lesson learned; don't use electric trimmers on your nay-nays.

Why shave? Hairy balls are not only fun, but can be extremely useful in some cases

Finally a place where a man can use a maxi pad!

Stop shaving. A bald crotch looks ******* repulsive to me, on men or women. Makes people look like pigs or those weird Sphinx cats.