Intimacy: Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped...

By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 19:58 - United States - Everett

Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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Sliced

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By davetherave1983 - 09/09/2015 05:09 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML

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Slicy slicy

By ChloeLuvzAnime - 30/03/2021 17:01

Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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Bad ********

By testacular - 25/03/2014 21:20 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:32 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML

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Sucker

By BadIdea - 01/03/2012 21:23 - France

Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML

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SirWTF 10

Monday 25 February 2013 4:25

Umm .. Shouldn't you get some medical help?

HelloSirs 14

Monday 25 February 2013 4:26

Sounds like you are having a ball.

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chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 26 February 2013 17:32

Put a tourniquet on it?

mattfromscience 3

Tuesday 26 February 2013 20:53

So you felt like the appropriate thing to do while severely bleeding was to post about it on FML?

Arcaderat90 7

Wednesday 27 February 2013 7:19

I cringed a little while reading this...

shibler2 2

Friday 1 March 2013 3:12

Use Alum or a stipic pencil if you have one...

andrewadam21 2

Friday 1 March 2013 18:13

Oh GOD... OH GOD...

imani132 6

Saturday 2 March 2013 5:35

Don't even have balls and I think I know the pain you felt >_

waffle3z 6

Saturday 2 March 2013 7:05

Imagine the feeling of your newborn child falling down a flight of stairs. That is the feeling.

Jordanln97 9

Monday 4 March 2013 0:36

You put liquid bandage on your balls?!?

Tiger9099 11

Monday 4 March 2013 17:26

Ow all I could say ow

Leach567 1

Friday 8 March 2013 19:50

You poor, poor man....

kattyaa 3

Thursday 14 March 2013 2:33

Well crap

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