Miscellaneous: Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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By awkwardaf3 - 12/12/2016 01:13 - United States - Bel Air

Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By thickly - 19/09/2016 17:31 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my boss had to order some more work pants since mine were worn out after 7 months. He told me the next set I would have to buy myself, since they usually last workers about 2 years, and I must be treating them too roughly. I didn't want to admit that my thighs rubbing together ended up shredding the fabric. FML

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By ripped - 11/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in my car my pants ripped hugely from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants and three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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austineddy13 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 1:47

Consider it easy access

nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 1:49

Don't worry, having holes in your pants is "cool"!! I'm sure all the old men in the store appreciated your fashion sense.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:31

Since now you got holey pants, you must use these as your official church clothes! PRAISE JEEBUS!!!

xDefiant 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:30

For some reason my brain thought that "pants" said "parents". But wait brain, that makes no sense.

Endless_time 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:36

Um....might I suggest you buy some with less holes this time...?

K_kanaka 26

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:37

Nice place to rip a new one

shrimpygymnast 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 4:50

New pants?

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 21 January 2012 4:55

"There once was a man from Montana, who sat down to play the Piano, his hand gave a slip, his pants gave a rip, and out flopped a hairy banana!" (Says the Playgroud Poet!)

cami28 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 5:21

Get new pants!

alexup24 13

Saturday 21 January 2012 5:27

Levis is the way to go

SwtCherryPie 26

Saturday 21 January 2012 5:50

Sounds to me like you completely deserve it if the pants were already incredibly hole-y and you chose to go around in those pants anyway.

zebrapattern 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:42

so? you were out shopping

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