Miscellaneous: Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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By awkwardaf3 - 12/12/2016 01:13 - United States - Bel Air

Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By thickly - 19/09/2016 17:31 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my boss had to order some more work pants since mine were worn out after 7 months. He told me the next set I would have to buy myself, since they usually last workers about 2 years, and I must be treating them too roughly. I didn't want to admit that my thighs rubbing together ended up shredding the fabric. FML

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By ripped - 11/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in my car my pants ripped hugely from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants and three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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austineddy13 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 1:47

Consider it easy access

nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 1:49

Don't worry, having holes in your pants is "cool"!! I'm sure all the old men in the store appreciated your fashion sense.

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leshok 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 9:10

Pants don't decide anything.

mralwaysright124 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 10:48

Ha ha teach u 2 b fat

OCDC 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 15:07

Ha ha you're a douche.

cetlawizard 15

Saturday 21 January 2012 11:19

Either don't wear your pants until they become "Sunday pants" or stop buying trashy over priced pants with holes pre made thinking they look cool...cause they DON'T!

Courtney_Sanders 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 14:07

This happened to me one time, but on the ass of my pants. Just buy a new pair and ask if you can change in the dressing room after you pay!

EduJav321 24

Saturday 21 January 2012 15:06

Just make sure you dont get a boner

cathyfang1533 12

Saturday 21 January 2012 19:10

At first I thought it said my parents instead of my pants, that would've been an awkward post...

xxhardbitchxx 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 22:05

YDI for living in denial and wearing pants that had to rip. usually the means you need a bigger size...but hey, you were shopping so maybe you fixed that problem.

brittneyohh 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 22:53

That awkward moment when you read pants as parents....

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:56

Oh! Don't worry, I did the same exact thing... XD I was MindFucked for a little bit.

CocoMisa6210 7

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:42

Maybe its a sign that you need new pants...it may also have been the subconscious reason that you chose to wear those particular pants while shopping. Just sayin...

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:54

If your pants had that many holes in them, you shouldn't have worn them out in the first place... But then again, you didn't know anything was going to happen... So i vote both on this one. :)

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