Love: Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class....

By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 17:47 - United States - Richland

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML

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Cleanliness is next to someone else

By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 15:00

Today, we got new seats in my English class; I was seated next to a boy that I don't know very well. When I sat down, he informed me that he is "opposed" to brushing his teeth. I thought he was kidding. Then he started breathing with his mouth open. These are our seats for the rest of the year. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 04:48 - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By loner - 12/02/2011 00:08 - United States

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

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Thursday 9 February 2012 0:05

Take notes. Extra education.

21jason 9

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:16

Start moaning.

Comments

joker118 7

Saturday 11 February 2012 18:14

lol record them and play it really loud during class

greatfirstdate 18

Sunday 12 February 2012 0:43

hahahaha I sit next to my boyfriend in ap psych and we just talk quietly to each other the whole class. Our classmates hate us :D

jayceeOE 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 22:08

doesnt your life suck lol

jessieff9099 5

Tuesday 14 February 2012 5:48

That happened to me 2. In lit. Except im the one that says the dirty thibgs. And the other dude in the group likes it.

o_charlie_wade 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 19:12

Should of whispered back and asked if you could make it a threesome

CeeMonster 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:51

Lucky

generationaliya 7

Friday 12 October 2012 17:42

Ever thought of telling them to shutup instead of whinging about it? You've got a right to not have to listen to what you don't wanna listen to, and for you to sit there and not do anything about it is your own fault. So you mostly deserve it.