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By potheadloljk - / Sunday 2 December 2012 02:01 / United States
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Catnip is just the start! It's a gateway herb for cats. Next thing you know, he'll be sneaking out at 2AM to score some blow from the cat down the street. That's when he starts knocking over garbage cans looking for his next score. Before you know it he's lost in a swirling maelstrom of despair and soggy cat treats. Cut him off now before its too late!

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All they have to do is smell it to know it's not marijuana. Of course I have heard you can smoke catnip and get a buzz, but who knows.

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Huh? How can u be "hooked" on it, its not actually addicting, it depends on your personality if ur an addictive person or not, JK at least 20% of all the people on FML are problably burning as theyre reading this stuff including me lol

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Interesting fact actually. Some cats get a very similar high from strawberries as catnip. That's because both plants are closely related.

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Moderated comments are like the big bang theory. No one really knows what happened but everyone has a guess. Makes me sad from non disclosure D:

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Or maybe they have never seen marijuana before and have never owned a pet cat. I own a bird and I have no idea what catnip looks like. I have a foggy idea of what marijuana is so basically if a drug dealer sold me catnip I would probably accidently smoke it...

They couldn't tell from the smell? Catnip has a pretty distinctive scent even to humans. Kind of a shame that they immediately thought their daughter was doing drugs.

That's why you buy a spray bottle of catnip. There's no confusion for your delusional parents. But wouldn't marijuana and catnip smell quite different?

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Unfortunately, that stuff doesn't always work. I got some for my cats (who go bonkers for the dried form). They hate it and won't go near anything that I've sprayed with it. The dried stuff makes a mess and looks like pot, but generally works better.

Catnip is just the start! It's a gateway herb for cats. Next thing you know, he'll be sneaking out at 2AM to score some blow from the cat down the street. That's when he starts knocking over garbage cans looking for his next score. Before you know it he's lost in a swirling maelstrom of despair and soggy cat treats. Cut him off now before its too late!

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he is useful considering you felt the need to correct one of the most literat people on the site who actually used "it's" correctly towards the begining of the post. you are just looking for attention...

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