By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 04:48 - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
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kings1fan 6

At least he gave you a heads up

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comedybreak 20

Am I the only one who doesn't find this weird? I mean the guy said he might have to go, not he's horny and needs to **********

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AFCA020 4

Maybe you should tell him where the bathroom is before it's too late...

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simonsaysYDI 8

67 - I gave him a step up from that. I thought he was being polite and letting OP know in advance he might have to get up during class.

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Orcina1 3

Way to break a folkway

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LolFMLnot 10

#67 No, it's not weird because apparently we all tell strangers beside us when we have to pee.

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eraintime 0

Don't blame him. He was in a lot of pain and looked to you for comfort.

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yahoowizard 16

Because glancing at OP is like taking Peptobismol

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LightningCactus 12

I can just imagine OP saying "Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea!"

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caberon 7

Poor dude. Even if he's creepy and all, he might, in some "different wAy", have felt like you are approachable and easy to talk to! Nonetheless, that was a weird comment to bring up to someone period. Maybe he gets stimulated by psych in an odd way... Lol

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archenemybtch 0

That's highly disturbing.

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matt98_fml 13

You should inform your teacher. Or ask to move seats.

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eb0ny 15

"The guy next to me told me he had an upset stomach. Can I move seats?"

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matt98_fml 13

Opps. What I actually meant was that op should inform the teacher of the creeper situation after class. And then ask to switch seats.

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kings1fan 6

At least he gave you a heads up

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

In case he ***** his pants?

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swimmerstud 7

We don't even know if he shit in his pants or if he got up and used the bathroom!

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sleepinginclass 8

That's why you run!!

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RoseTintMyWorld 8

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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BcICan08 1

not making him any less creepy thats for sure.

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ycrem0n 21

Creepy people are increasing lately..

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ThecomingofTan 9

What he means by that is, "I am going to go pleasure myself to the image of you like I do all the time."

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