Kids: Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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By oops - 30/11/2011 14:15 - United Kingdom

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said, "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 10:00

Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML

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Lioness8197 18

Friday 26 October 2012 2:53

Kids are so sweet now a days. They're just the darnedest things. Such cuties.

TayrawrTMD 7

Friday 26 October 2012 2:55

Red flag right there. Maybe things aren't okay for her at school. Kids can be cruel.

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trippincccs1 0

Friday 26 October 2012 12:14

Try to talk to her about her foul language

trippincccs1 0

Friday 26 October 2012 12:16

If not send her to Herbert the pervert lol John mark Carr lol

trippincccs1 0

Friday 26 October 2012 12:18

**** her preteen **** silly

trippincccs1 0

Friday 26 October 2012 12:20

Wow I could say that but not spank kid fyl fml mods

Psychology_13 8

Friday 26 October 2012 13:01

slap her! apparently your parents never did.

LexieWins 0

Friday 26 October 2012 13:34

Well, that's better than the usual "fine" response 99% of parents get. If that counts as opening up, that is.

DogStew 20

Friday 26 October 2012 14:25

So I'm assuming school went well then. :-/

ilovecandie 0

Friday 26 October 2012 15:26

I'm not surprised. Kids these days think they're so grown even though they're not even wearing real bras, or even close to old enough to get a job. Actually one of my cousins (who's now 12) had her first boyfriend when she was 8. It only gets worse when they're in mid school, but gets better in high

interesting33 36

Friday 26 October 2012 15:29

Ooh . what happened at school that upset her so much?

Indiashorty 9

Friday 26 October 2012 16:39

So a good day? :)

Koravel 10

Friday 26 October 2012 21:16

Hahaha..... They are from jersey, that's ironic

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