Kids: Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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By Aldoch - 30/05/2012 22:41

Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML

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By BigKid - 28/01/2021 21:30

Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML

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By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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Keep it to yourself

By oops - 30/11/2011 14:15 - United Kingdom

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said, "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

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Overpowered

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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Daddy's little girl

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 10:00

Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML

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Lioness8197 18

Friday 26 October 2012 2:53

Kids are so sweet now a days. They're just the darnedest things. Such cuties.

TayrawrTMD 7

Friday 26 October 2012 2:55

Red flag right there. Maybe things aren't okay for her at school. Kids can be cruel.

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quarck 4

Friday 26 October 2012 22:24

Kids these days

dmac1342 4

Friday 26 October 2012 22:27

Ahh kids. They learn so quick

tinyangel1923 3

Friday 26 October 2012 23:04

Dont let it get any worse, my brother does that and hes 14...

Thizzkidsgotgame 7

Friday 26 October 2012 23:09

I used to hate that question too.

ShaneC39 2

Saturday 27 October 2012 0:09

You should punch that little ******

baileymarie102 6

Saturday 27 October 2012 2:00

Sounds like my sister lil

doglover100 28

Saturday 27 October 2012 2:23

I hate that question for some reason along with what did you learn? What's with kids cussing early in life?

BananerzFresh 12

Saturday 27 October 2012 6:18

Well obviously she didn't have a good day at school.

joe502 3

Saturday 27 October 2012 20:55

Wow... Your parents must be super stars.... They are doing a great job!!!

rhoda279 2

Tuesday 30 October 2012 3:48

Whip. That. Ass.

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