By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
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Dave_Davington 33

See, there you go again, using words like "elementary" and "weekend" and "school". Your sister is absolutely right. You really need to tone that shit down, professor.

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Christina Winden 22

My response would have been "it's ludicrous that you don't know what "ludicrous" means." If she can't figure it out from that I have no hope.

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Kayla Daniels 6

to be fair you don't hear many five year olds walking around saying ludicrous

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raven_of_azarath 34

You might if they, or their family, listen to the rapper's music.

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Christina Winden 22

My response would have been "it's ludicrous that you don't know what "ludicrous" means." If she can't figure it out from that I have no hope.

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RichardPencil 30

“Ludicrous” is a slightly large middle-school word — a big, fancy college word is “strepsirrhinis.”

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Donut_Wizard 23

Another college word is "beer."

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RichardPencil 30

Apparently, you didn’t go to my high school. We learned “beer” and how to use that in a sentence. “Beer!”

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Dave_Davington 33

See, there you go again, using words like "elementary" and "weekend" and "school". Your sister is absolutely right. You really need to tone that shit down, professor.

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arioch_fml 20

And his name?? Come on! "future" and "generation" those are way too big!

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Dave_Davington 33

I know, right? Who does this pretentious cockhead think he is?

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exileonmainst 16

Stop being so pretentious Kyle!

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Lobby_Bee 17

That's why she can only teach elementary classes.

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Nova Solarius 10

Now, I'm not going to say she's an idiot. She might just be unfit for her job though.

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onceuponatime456 16

It is too bad her students will not get the education they deserve!

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