By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 21:51 - United States

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Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
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TaiReiSi 12

Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?

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tygerarmy 35

So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?

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Vanshikap 24

offer to return the gift maybe?

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joemud 13

That sucks sorry OP.

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brandoneyez1 25

That's very thoughtful. Not many girls are lucky enough to get the gift if anal on their birthday. Most girls get jewelry or flowers but you got the great gift of anal.

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mosquito19 14

you should get to work with that strap-on then.

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Cl4Ptp2579 6

This sounds like a person at my school

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1upsidedown 1

did you ever stop to think that maybe all she wanted was some quality time and not a gift? if he cant give her quality time then he should be single.

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GF33 2

I'd take the gift. Nothing wrong with a birthday bend over.

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